Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know,...
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket,...
A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...
Two man decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...