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Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says...
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are...
A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go. Is...
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over....