A man has been drinking all day at a bar. Late at night, he suddenly checks his clock. “1:30 am, darn. I need to go home...
Two pigeons are sitting on a roof, watching the world. One of them notices a jet plane roaring high up at the sky. ? He nudges...
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park, Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion...
A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table. Barman, he says, “A round on...
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium...