A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little. weight. “Gaining a little weight are we sister...
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship...
There are two polite people having dinner together in a restaurant. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one...
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
A blonde’s car gets a flat Tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon....
A old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...