A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to feed her baby. The baby...
An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is...
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee....
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in...
One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...