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A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
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Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t...
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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...