When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout....
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her...