Johns tennis elbow was hurting one morning so he decided to go see the doctor. When he gets to the office he is asked to take...
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
Sally a blonde was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that before make love often helped men...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know,...
Few years have passed and Sally and Meg finally meet after a long time not seeing each other. Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket,...
A blonde was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the blonde complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired...