A city kid went to his grandpa farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested and she asks,...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘make...
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How...
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I...
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...