A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over,...
A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can...
An old biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “David, what noise...
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you. Husband: Who is...
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After...
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...