One evening, Little Johnny, his brother Little Jimmy, and their dad, sat down to eat supper. The dad turned to Little Jimmy and asked, “Little Jimmy,...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout....
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...