A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A horse, a cow, and a chicken live on a farm. One day their owner goes on vacation but accidentally leaves the TV on. The animals...
Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for my husband,” she tells the clerk. “Did he tell you what gauge...
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer:...