At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
A golfer was having a tough day and in his frustration he blurted out, “I would give anything for a birdie on this h*le.” A nearby...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the...
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to...
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looked their up ahead, Earl, it’s a...