A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man...
A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A hunter ventures into the forest to hunt a bear, armed with his trusty 22-gauge rifle. After some time, he spots an enormous bear, takes aim,...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says....