A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says,...
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be...
Two elderly, excited women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of lust,...
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE...
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...