A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar, suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
After swearing loyalty to the Captain and crew, and receiving his daily list of duties, the new recruit is brought up onto the poop deck to...
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency...
As Mr.Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth...
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the...
Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I...
“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How’s that?” his other friend...
His new girlfriend demanded that she should live in Jack’s and Emma’s luxurious house, and since Jack’s lawyers were of a higher calibre, he received the...