There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his...
Two bachelors are talking and their conversation drifts from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook last Christmas,” says the first, “but I was never able...
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the...
Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way...
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was...
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well The lion became...
I have such a dilemma. There is a guy at my gym with no legs. And I feel really awkward around him every time I see...
1) All of your friends have @ in their names 2) You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem 3) Your spouse makes a new...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could...
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...