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Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The...
A police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the sand trap. He mind controls his...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...
Johnny comes back from school crying And says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you...
Two men were talking about a friend. Who had recently passed away. “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint,...
A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this tv”. The manager said “sorry we don’t sell to blondes”. The...