Dry humor about water. So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont. One says, “Hey, go fetch...
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and...
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a...
One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home,… when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road “Why are doing that?” the lawyer...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from...
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,”...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...