He says, “Doctor, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his...
Marie and Edith, two elderly friends, were out for a drive. Both struggled to see over the dashboard, but that didn’t stop their journey. As they...
A man walks into a bar on a cold, rainy day and tells the bartender, “This is the third time I’ve been in this bar.” “Really?”...
The barber says “Be about two and a half hours.” The guy leaves. A couple of days later, he shows up again with the same question....
A man who recently visited the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call...
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he finishes, he looks...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...