A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”,...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
Three women are talking about their make love lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
There was an old lady who was very small, Her name was Reanne but everyone called her Re. After a while Re died of old age...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...