A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he...
A man goes to take out a loan. The loan officer comes over immediately. “How can I help you, sir?” he asks. “I’m going out of...
Johnny and Susie were playing undressed, wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...