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Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy...
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat...
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?” Only one hand shot up. “Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher. “‘unlawful’...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just...
Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. “Joe,” Bill said, “I’m glad to see that your wife finally let...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...