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Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
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Mary and Dave went out to a romantic dinner. Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage....
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A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
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The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going...