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A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man released that...
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Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an...
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Mary and Dave went out to a romantic dinner. Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage....
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There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...