An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...
Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve...
If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with...
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot...
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
Three men and a young woman are travelling on a train. The four passengers get talking and the chat soon takes an dirty turn. The young...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge fronts. “Hey Pop,” the son cried,...
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right,...