A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt....
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a...
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i...
Frank went to the gym as he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...