A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in...
A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part...
A man and his wife are travelling through Florida when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimmee. They...