A man and his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having make love. “Why is that dog hurting the other one?”...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
Husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man.? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move in...
A depressed man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, “I’ll have six double brandy.” The bartender replies, “You must’ve had a really...
One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the...
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”...
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?” “Oh, that’s just the way my...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take...