There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
A wife was in bed with her lover. When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast. The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside…...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...