A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving to spend the holiday together. The family gathers, but the couple’s children are late and the mother-in-law complains...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After...
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they...