A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
A man and his wife went to a doctor. The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor...
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
A newly married Italian couple is spending their honeymoon in the bride’s mother’s country cottage. It’s the 1930s the bride’s father died long ago, and they...
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....