Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”...
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
“Susie asks, “Mommy, why do you always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the skillet?” “Oh, that’s just the way my...
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous,...
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
A wife was in bed with her lover. When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...