A wife was in bed with her lover. When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new pills?” Grandpa looks at...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast. The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside…...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is make love after death. Their biggest fear...
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a lot...
It was their first quarrel. Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he...