A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
A husband a doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are...
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then...
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I...
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that there...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...