A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that there...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What...
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat...
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded...
A husband and wife went to see a marriage Councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was,...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what...