A man and his wife were in a fancy restaurant. While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after...
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests....
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘Moooo!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love annoyance issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly...