A old couple are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman looks at him...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless...
Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and cab be easily manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes...
Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3 year old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.” Forty...
Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa when he innocently asked, “Grandpa, do you know how to make animal sounds?” “I sure do”...