An old man finds a rubber pack in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a rubber pack,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...
The 8-year-old girl is asking her mother: Mom, what is make love? Mother is not ready for this conversation but she decides to explain everything in...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano. “Hey, where’d you get...
Two old couples got together to reminiscent about the old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Harold, started raving about this great restaurant...
A man stops by his doctor’s office. He tells his doctor of his concern for his wife’s hearing. “She doesn’t answer me when I ask her...
It was a bright Sunday morning and Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper at the front porch when his only child came up to him....
Four-year old Johnny was curious about her mother’s grey hairs. One day, he asked her, “Mommy, why is some of your hair turning grey?” The mother...