While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each...
Thinking it had been a long time since he had paid her a compliment, she decides to see if she can get one out of him....
“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son, who...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...