A broke and depressed guy is looking for a job

A broke and depressed guy is looking for a job.

He finds an ad in the paper that says “If you want to succeed be at X address June 15th 12 PM”.

The guy gets a glimpse of hope that he might actually shift his life around so he decides to go.

Day comes and sure thing he is at that specific address at the requested time but discovers only an unfinished office building.

He goes in, elevator taped up, but on the staircase door there’s a sign “If you want to succeed go to the 1st floor”.

He climbs up to the 1st floor, another sign “If you want to succeed go to the 2nd floor”.

He climbs up to the 2nd floor, another sign “If you want to succeed go to the 3rd floor”.

He climbs up to the 3rd floor, another sign “If you want to succeed go to the 4th floor”.

He climbs up to the 4th floor, no sign.

Baffled he walks around the floor and stumbles upon a door that has written on it “If you want to succeed enter”

Guy enters and as he opens the door he finds a buff scary looking giant man sitting behind a desk.

As he sees the guy enter he sits up from his chair and says “Hello, I’m Ceed, please close the door”.