A burglar is stalking stealthily around

A burglar is stalking stealthily around the living room of the house he’s just broken into.

He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice behind him saying “Crook, beware, Jesus, watches you”

He turns around, swings the beam of his flashlight into the direction the voice comes from and sees what indeed the voice had made him think once he was over his first fright: a parrot.

The bird repeats “Crook, beware, Jesus watches you”

The burglar walks up to the cage and asks “And what may your name be?”

The parrot answers “Coco.”

The burglar sniggers and says, “I’ve always found that a very stupid name for a parrot.”

The parrot answers “Maybe, but not half as silly as Jesus for a Doberman.”