A car driven by an Englishman

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.

The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.

The Englishman was glad to have a drink.

“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink.”

The Englishman drank gratefully.

“But don’t you want one, too?” he asked the Scotsman.

“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone.”