A elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions after all, the client is always right an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.
She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000′ The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.
The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’
The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.’
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye.
She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’
‘Certainly’, replied the president.
‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’
Done, the elderly woman answered.
But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.