A farmer goes to town with his dog

A farmer goes to town with his dog to buy some supplies.

While there, he ties his dog to a tree and goes into a bar for a drink.

The town cop eventually shows up and asks, “Is that your dog tied up outside?”

“Yes, why?” the farmer replies.

The policeman says, “I think it wants to get bred.”

To which the farmer responds, “No, no, I fed her this morning.”

The policeman clarifies, “You misunderstood. I think she’s in heat.”

The farmer says, “No, no, I tied her in the shade.”

Now exasperated, the officer leans in and whispers, “She wants to be bang.”

The farmer shrugs and says, “Why didn’t you just say so? Go right ahead—I always wanted a police dog.”