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A guy and his wife go golfing

A guy and his wife go golfing.

They’re about halfway through the game when the husband slices a shot for the green and drops his ball right behind the greenskeeper’s shed, blocking his chance to chip in.

So, he lines up his shot, planning to hit it out from behind the shed and then up on the green on his next shot.

But his wife stops him.

“See here,“ she says, opening the back door of the shack. “Your ball is laying right in the doorway.” She walks through the shed and opens the front door.

“Look. You can see the pin through the open doors.”

The husband smiles at her and shifts his stance to line up his shot through the open doors.

“This’ll be a great shot to brag about if I make it.”

But alas, he slices again. The ball travels up, hits the frame of the doorway, ricochets and hits the wife right in the forehead. She falls over dead on the spot.

About a year later the same fellow is back out on the same course, this time golfing with his boss.

They get to the hole where the awful tragedy occurred and, as luck would have it, he slices again, dropping it right behind the greenskeeper’s shed.

As he lines up his shot, planning to whack it out from behind the shed and then up on the green on his next shot, but his boss stops him.

“See here,“ the boss says, opening the back door of the shed.

“Your ball is laying right in the doorway.” he walks through the shed and opens the front door.

“Look. You can see the pin through the open doors.”

“No way, man!” he says. “Did the same thing last year. I took a six!”

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