A guy walks up to a caretaker in a dog shelter

A guy walks up to a caretaker in a dog shelter:

“I’d like to adopt a dog. Do you have one that’s really loyal?”

The caretaker nods,

“Absolutely, you should take Danny over there.”

The man is pleased,

“Excellent. And you’re sure he’s really loyal?”

“Ah, you won’t find a dog more loyal than that. I placed him 5 times these past few months and he’s always come back!”