A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady

A Help desk guy speaking to an old lady user.

Help desk: Double click on “My Computer”.

An Old Lady: I can’t see your computer…

Help desk: No… click on “My Computer” on your computer.

An Old Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer???!!

Help desk: there is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer double click on it.

An Old Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer??!!!