Clean Jokes
A man found a genie in a magic lamp
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes.
The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”
The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two.
Then the man asked for a house and again his wife got double.
The jealous husband said, “For my last wish, beat me half to death.”