A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place
“Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to have your favorite meal there” said the angel
“And over there is a theater, and to the left, there’s a swimming pool”
The angel soon finishes the tour and finds that the man is overjoyed.
The angel had one more thing to say though, “going to the gym on a daily basis is mandatory”
The man, out of curiosity asks why
“How do you think we stay demon-free? We make sure everyone exorcises their demons”