After a thorough physical examination:
Doctor: “We can’t find anything physically wrong with you that would turn your weapon orange.
I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen anything like this, perhaps it’s a psychological issue.
Have you been under a lot of stress lately, maybe at your job?”
Man: “Well I did just get laid off.”
Doctor: “Well there you go, maybe that’s it.”
Man: “No, that can’t be it because I got a new job soon after. It’s great, I have way better hours and I’m making more money than I ever have.”
Doctor: “Oh, well what about at home?”
Man: “I did go through a divorce recently.”
Doctor: “Hmmm… that could be it then.”
Man: “That can’t be it either because I just started dating someone who is gorgeous and way better to me than my ex ever was.”
Doctor: “Well I don’t know what to say, what do you do for hobbies?”
Man: “Oh, I mostly sit around watching porn and eating Cheetos.”