The $50 Cruise.
A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist.
Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad.
He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind.
He wakes up tied to a barrel floating in the Atlantic Ocean.
“Well, this sucks”, he thinks out loud.
A second man floats by, also tied to a barrel.
“Tell me about it”, the second man replies, “This is worse than last year”