A man spitting and cussing on a corner

This guy is on the street corner spitting and cussing.

A little old lady goes and gets a cop, telling him about what the guy is doing.

Sure enough, when the cop comes up to the guy he spits and says, “Damn, that guy can drive a car.”

The cop tells him to stop spitting and cussing and then asks him what the problem is.

The man again spits and says, “Damn, that guy can drive a car.”

The cop again tells him not to spit and cuss and asks him what the problem is.

The man replies, “I was thumbing a ride when this guy stopped and picked me up.”

“He takes off at 100 miles an hour, and I am scared to death.”

“As we entered town, the guy slows down to about 60 miles per hour and skids into an alley where again he picks up speed.”

“Right in front of us are two 18-wheelers parked on either side of the alley with only four feet between them.”

“I screamed out ‘We are going to die!’”

“Then right before we were going to crash I looked over and told the guy, ‘If you get us out of this alive, I will fellate you.’”

Again he spits and tells the cop, “Damn, that guy can drive a car.”