A man with an elephant walks

One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says.

“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved.” The man says.

“All right then.” The manager says.

“If you’re sure.”

After the movie, the manager says to the man.

“I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!”

“Yes, I was surprised, too.” Says the man.

“He hated the book.”